- Feb
- 24
Three Facebook friends limericks about Florida
To the gents, Anne’s an upstanding lassie,
To critics: acidic and sassy,
But to me: hard to see,
infinitesimal she,
On a planet she calls Tallahassee.
There exists in this state a quaint town,
Dunedin, where beaches surround.
Forget all that sand,
and the tourists, too tanned!
Mitchell I once made a trip to South Beach
Miami’s night life is a peach
The boardwalk was a maze
I wound up in a haze
And realized I was drunk as Mike Leach
