- Nov
- 09
Dear Tour Diary
Dear Tour Diary
Once again our performance was overshadowed by the unexpected visitation from the ghost of Jerry Orbach. Woe are we. His ways are most vexing. Tonight through the necro-fiber-optic cable we had installed to the stage of the Vogue Theatre in Indianapolis, he arrived in the guise of Racer X from Speed Racer. As he described peeling off mask after mask we feared the blood would shatter in our veins from the chill of evil overtaking the room. When will he be satisfied? When will he let others call in?
Lo, this shadow of darkness consumes us.
